The Beatle In Shoulder Pads

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 The fifth Beatle walked strong among the masses,
 Wearing swooshes and all black camo.
 He bounced to the music and smiled real wide,
 Welcomed the decision makers to the show.
 See, the kid is strong, sure and ripe.
 Not afraid to tell all to smoke exactly what's in their pipe.
 Talk they do, experts and hacks.
 How he's this, and can't do that. Waaack.
 They'll mention his antics, his hustle, the mess.
 No strength or safety in his game, all finesse.
 But he's a rockstar, it can't be denied.
 Beat 'Bama, won the Heisman and barely broke stride.
 Yeah he drinks, dates models and flaunts what he's got.
 You would too if you were him, your own Johnny on the spot.
 Now he's Broadway bound, could be the first overall pick.
 May 8 will arrive before they can spell "lickity split."
 And so the suits with whistles flew down to small College Station,
 To watch the Beatle move and throw, broadcast to the nation.
 They came from all parts of this great NFL land,
 And throw he did, all according to plan.
 Coaches, GMs, friends and fans.
 Even a President watched in awe from the stands.
 Our hero stood tall, but not that high.
 We all knew he could ball and basically fly.
 A bomber, celebrity and life champion all in one.
 Whitlock called him Kardashian with skills, so fun.
 Is he Tebow? Vick? Deion? He's none.
 He's Johnny Football.
 Coming to a stadium near you, 
 So brightly this fall.

 

Posted on March 28, 2014, in NFL and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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